Handle My Wife
TERMS AND CONDITIONS
You must read and agree to these terms and conditions before you are granted permission to use any part of handlemywife.com, hereafter called handlemywife.com, beyond its warning page (the root page of this website) and its legal disclaimers. By using any page of handlemywife.com other than its warning page or legal disclaimers, or by becoming a paid member of handlemywife.com, you are acknowledging that you have read these Terms and Conditions of Use and agree to be bound by them. If you elect to become a paid Subscriber to handlemywife.com, additional Terms and Conditions may apply. Please read them carefully. You must agree!
- For good and valuable consideration, the sufficiency of which is acknowledged by you and handlemywife.com, you hereby agree to become a confirmed User of handlemywife.com, and agree to be bound by all the terms and conditions set forth in this agreement (the "Agreement"). The parties to this Agreement are you, the User/Subscriber, and handlemywife.com. Subject to the terms and conditions set forth in this Agreement, handlemywife.com agrees to provide to you all the privileges of use of handlemywife.com available to a User in good standing. This Agreement is subject to change by handlemywife.com at any time, and changes are effective upon notice to the User by e-mail, posting at or via hyperlink to handlemywife.com, or by mail.
- You must be able to view this material legally!
All materials, including messages, and other communications, contained at handlemywife.com are intended for distribution exclusively to consenting adults in locations where the materials, messages and other communications contained at handlemywife.com do not violate any community standards or any federal, state or local law or regulation of the united states or any other country. No persons under the age of eighteen (18) years may directly or indirectly view or possess any of the contents of handlemywife.com or place any orders for any goods or services advertised at or in handlemywife.com. You hereby acknowledge that materials presented at and/or downloadable from handlemywife.com include explicit visual, audio, and/or textual depictions of nudity and heterosexual, bi-sexual, homosexual, and transexual situations of a sexual nature, that you are familiar with materials of this kind, and that you are not offended by such materials. You hereby further affirm and warrant that you are currently over the age of eighteen years and are capable of lawfully entering into this agreement.
- All contents are the property of handlemywife.com unless otherwise specified!
You acknowledge and agree that, unless noted otherwise, all materials contained at handlemywife.com are proprietary and constitute valuable intellectual property. You acknowledge and agree that as such, you may only access, view, download, receive and otherwise use the materials available at handlemywife.com only as authorized by handlemywife.com. You agree that you shall at no time access, view, download, receive or otherwise use, or cause or enable others to access, view, download, receive or otherwise use materials, directly or indirectly in places which handlemywife.com does not authorize such access, viewing, downloading, receipt or other use. You hereby acknowledge and agree that no materials from any parts of handlemywife.com are authorized, and no materials are intended, by handlemywife.com to be accessed, viewed, downloaded or used by, or transmitted, broadcast or otherwise disseminated to any person or entity located in any PROHIBITED AREAS. You agree that any and all unauthorized access, viewing, downloading, receipt, duplication or other use of materials from handlemywife.com, in which you are directly or indirectly involved, including, but not limited to accessing, viewing, downloading, receiving or other use of materials in PROHIBITED AREAS in any manner shall constitute intentional infringement(s) of handlemywife.com's and potentially other's intellectual property rights and other rights in such materials and shall further constitute a violation of handlemywife.com's trademark and other rights, including, but not limited to, rights of privacy. You must be able to view this material legally! PROHIBITED ACCESS AREAS All of the following areas constitute PROHIBITED AREAS from which no part of handlemywife.com may be accessed, viewed, downloaded or otherwise received inlcude all parts of every other geophysical place corresponding to a political entity or part thereof in which the access, viewing, downloading or other use of materials at handlemywife.com would, or could reasonably constitute a violation of any law, regulation, rule or custom.
- About subscription fees! Please read!
Standard Price Options Are:
Some or all of the following fees and charges may be incurred by those who choose to become a Subscriber: Subscription Fees. The Subscriber is responsible for paying periodic subscription fees according to the then-current billing terms. You must be 18 years of age or older to receive a membership to handlemywife.com. For your convenience and satisfaction, all memberships will automatically renew upon expiration unless your subscription is cancelled prior to expiration. "1 Day" (referred to as 1-day pass, 1-day trial membership, free pass) memberships begin upon submission and approval of credit card information, and extend for 24 hours from that point in time. Cancellation must occur before the end of the 24 hour period in order to avoid the cost of renewal. "3 Day" (referred to as 3-day pass, 3-day trial membership, free pass) memberships begin upon submission and approval of credit card information, and extend for 72 hours from that point in time. Cancellation must occur before the end of the 72 hour period in order to avoid the cost of renewal. "5 Day " (5 day special offers, 5-day trial access) memberships begin upon submission and approval of credit card or checking information, and extend for 120 hours from that point in time. Cancellation must occur before the end of the 120 hour period in order to avoid the cost of renewal. The cost of renewal will not exceed monthly membership costs at time of members' initial subscription. Cost of renewal will not be affected by any increase in handlemywife.com subscription rates. All 3 day memberships will renew at the published monthly rate at the end of 72 hours. Five day trial memberships will renew at the published monthly rate at the end of 120 hours. All 1 month memberships will renew at the published monthly rate. 3 month memberships will renew at the published rate per 3 month period, unless the membership is canceled prior to renewal. All membership cancellations can take place simply by visiting our Customer Service Center. The subscriber is responsible for keeping accurate record of their member identification number, username, password, e-mail address, and credit card or checking account number when they subscribed. b. Other fees and/or charges for goods and services ordered at, through and/or from handlemywife.com and its licensees.
Trial Membership : $1.00 for a 2 Days Trial Access then $39.95 every 30 days
Monthly Membership : $39.95 for 30 Days Access then $39.95 every 30 Days
2 Month Membership : $49.95 for 60 Days Access then $49.95 every 60 Days
6 Month Membership : $59.95 for 180 Days Access then $59.95 every 180 Days
Prices may vary for same period of days due to special promotional offers.
- About trial subscription access! Please read!
All subscriptions with a valid period of less than one month are considered limited trial subscriptions. The purpose of the limited trial subscription is to provide you a sample of the content available to full access subscribers. For your convenience, links for immediate subscription upgrades are available in the limited trial area. Clicking on the upgrade links will immediately upgrade your account to full access subscription and you will be charged the full subscription rate.
- About membership termination!
Subscription to handlemywife.com may be terminated at any time, and without cause, by either handlemywife.com or Subscriber upon notification of the other by electronic or conventional mail, or by telephone, or by visiting our Customer Service Center. You agree to be personally liable for all charges incurred by you during or through the use of handlemywife.com. Your liability for such charges shall continue after termination of your membership for any reason.
- We are not responsible for 'damages'
You agree to be personally liable and fully indemnify handlemywife.com for any and all damages directly, indirectly and/or consequentially resulting from my attempted or actual unauthorized downloading or other duplication of materials from handlemywife.com alone, or with or under the authority of, any other person(s), including, without limitation, any governmental agency(ies), wherein such damages include, without limitation, all direct and consequential damages directly or indirectly resulting from unauthorized downloading of materials from handlemywife.com including, but not limited to, damages resulting from loss of revenue, loss of property, fines, attorney' fees and costs, including, without limitation, damages resulting from prosecution and/or governmentally imposed seizure(s), forfeiture(s), and/or injunction(s).
- You must notify us of changes!
Subscriptions may not be assigned or transferred to any other person or entity. Subscriber must promptly inform handlemywife.com of the following: changes in the expiration date of any credit card used in connection with handlemywife.com; changes in home or billing address; and apparent breaches of security, such as loss, theft, or unauthorized disclosure or use of an ID or password. Until handlemywife.com is notified by the Subscriber visiting our Customer Service Center. In case of a breach in security, the Subscriber will remain liable for any unauthorized use of handlemywife.com. Upon request, Subscribers will be given access to billing records that support charges for use of the handlemywife.com.
- You are responsible for your computer and your password!Subscribers are responsible for providing all personal computer and communications equipment necessary to gain access to handlemywife.com. Access to and use of handlemywife.com members area is through the use of a password. Each Subscriber must keep his password strictly confidential. For security reasons, handlemywife.com will not release passwords. Unauthorized access to handlemywife.com is a breach of this Agreement and a violation of law.
- How you may use the contents of our site!
Subject to the terms and conditions set forth herein, handlemywife.com hereby grants you a limited, non-exclusive and non-transferable license to use graphic files, audio files, video files, text, hyperlinks, interlinks, search engines, and other software associated with authorized Subscriber use of handlemywife.com which handlemywife.com provides ('Materials') during the period in which you are a current Subscriber in good standing. You may use the Materials only in accordance with the terms and conditions of your membership, only on one computer at a time and, if downloadable copies of the Materials are made available by handlemywife.com, you may make only a single copy of such Materials for your personal use and enjoyment. You may not remove any propriety notices from Materials at any time. You may make no use of Materials not expressly authorized herein or by prior express written authorization from handlemywife.com. Prohibited uses, include, without limitation: (1) permitting other individuals to directly or indirectly use the Materials; (2) modifying, translating, reverse engineering, decompiling, disassembling the Materials (except to the extent applicable laws specifically prohibit such restriction); (3) making copies or creating derivative works based on the Materials except as provided herein; (4) renting, leasing, or transferring any rights in the Materials; (5) removing any proprietary notices or labels on the Materials; and (6) making any other use of the Materials. This license does not grant you any rights to any software enhancements or updates of any kind.
- Rights regarding material!
Except for public domain material or material otherwise licensed to handlemywife.com for electronic dissemination, all Materials displayed at or otherwise available through handlemywife.com are proprietary, and, except for initial downloading, may not be copied, redistributed, or downloaded, in whole or in part, without the prior written authorization of handlemywife.com. All editions of handlemywife.com, and all Materials and other matter used directly or indirectly in, at, by, through and/or with handlemywife.com are protected by the copyright laws of the United States, international copyright treaties and other laws and regulations. All rights are reserved. All intellectual property and other rights in and to the Materials and other matter at handlemywife.com shall at all times remain in Company, its parent(s), subsidiary(ies), licensee(s) and assign(s). All intellectual property and other rights in and to any intellectual property content accessed through the Materials is the property of the applicable content owner, which may be handlemywife.com, its parent(s), subsidiary or subsidiaries, licensee(s) and assign(s), or others, and may be protected by applicable copyright and/or other laws. The limited and non-exclusive license granted to you herein grants to you no rights to use such content except as set forth herein. This license will immediately terminate automatically if you fail to comply with the limitations described herein, breach any other provision of this Agreement, cease, for any reason, to be a Subscriber in good standing, or are notified of its termination by handlemywife.com or its authorized agent(s). You agree that upon such termination, you will immediately destroy all copies of the Materials in your possession.
- Warranties and other information!
You agree that Materials and all other services provided to you by handlemywife.com are provided on an "AS IS" basis, without warranties of any kind, including without limitation the warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement. The entire risk as to the quality and performance of the Materials and all services provided by handlemywife.com is borne by you. Should the Materials or any other service provided by handlemywife.com prove defective and/or cause any damage to your computer or inconvenience to you, you, and not handlemywife.com, assume the entire cost and all damages which may result from any and all such defects. This disclaimer of warranty constitutes an essential part of the Agreement. Some states do not allow exclusions of an implied warranty, so this disclaimer may not apply to you and you may have other legal rights that vary from state to state or by jurisdiction. Under no circumstances and under no cause of action or legal theory, shall handlemywife.com, its suppliers, licensees, resellers, or other subscribers, or their suppliers, licensees, resellers or subscribers be liable to you or any other person for any indirect, special, incidental, or consequential damages of any character including, without limitation, damages for loss goodwill, work stoppage, computer failure or malfunction, or any and all other commercial damages resulting from any use of Materials or other use of handlemywife.com.
- We are not responsible for advertisements within this site!
handlemywife.com does not screen or endorse advertisements or communications submitted to handlemywife.com by third-party licensees, advertisers, or subscribers for electronic dissemination through handlemywife.com. Subscribers are therefore advised to use their own judgment to evaluate all advertisements and other communications available at or through the use of handlemywife.com prior to purchasing goods and/or services described at handlemywife.com or otherwise responding to any communication at handlemywife.com.
- Liability and limits!
Any liability of handlemywife.com, including without limitation any failure of performance, error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized access to, alteration of, or use of records, whether for breach of contract, tortuous behavior, negligence, or under any other cause or action, shall be strictly limited to the amount of membership fee paid by or on behalf of the subscriber to handlemywife.com for the preceding month. Some states do not allow the limitation or exclusion of liability for incidental or consequential damages, so the above limitation or exclusion may not apply to you.
- We are not responsible for any damages!
handlemywife.com is not liable for damages resulting from disseminating, failing to disseminate, or incorrectly or inaccurately disseminating any Materials, data, advertisement or other communication at or through handlemywife.com.
- No warranty and more information!
No warranty is made by handlemywife.com regarding any information, services, Materials or products provided through or in connection with the handlemywife.com, and handlemywife.com hereby expressly disclaims any and all warranties, including without limitation: 1) any warranties as to the availability, accuracy, or content of Materials, information, products, or services; 2) any warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose. Some states do not allow the exclusion of implied warranties, so the above exclusion may not apply to you.
- Service mark information!
"handlemywife.com" is a service mark. All rights are reserved.
- This site is for private use only!
All materials included at handlemywife.com are for the private use by Subscribers only. No other uses are intended by handlemywife.com and any other use is strictly prohibited.
- Regarding communications!
If handlemywife.com should at any time provide any service which enables Subscribers to communicate with or otherwise share information with other Subscribers or persons providing any kind or service to Subscribers, you agree not to submit, publish, display, disseminate, or otherwise communicate any defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, threatening, offensive, or illegal material while connected to or otherwise directly or indirectly using handlemywife.com or other services provided to you by handlemywife.com. Transmission of such material or any material that violates any federal, state, or local law in the United States or anywhere else in the world, is strictly prohibited and shall constitute a material breach of this Agreement entitling handlemywife.com to immediately terminate all rights to access to handlemywife.com. You are solely responsible for all information which you submit, publish, display, disseminate or otherwise communicate through handlemywife.com even if a claim should arise after termination of service. If handlemywife.com provides any such service described herein, you agree that all messages and other communications by you shall be deemed to be readily accessible to all other Subscribers who are authorized to access handlemywife.com and agree that all such messages and other communications shall not be deemed to be private or secure. Regardless of whether handlemywife.com provides any type of service described herein, you agree that you have hereby been informed and noticed that any and all messages and other communications which you submit to handlemywife.com directly or through handlemywife.com can be read by the operators and/or other agents of handlemywife.com, whether or not they are the intended recipient(s).
- Notifying handlemywife.com!
Notices from handlemywife.com to Subscribers may be given by means of e-mail, by general posting on handlemywife.com, or by conventional mail. Communications from you to handlemywife.com may be made by e-mail, conventional mail or telephone. All questions, complaints, or notices to handlemywife.com may be sent by visiting our Customer Service Center
- Not affiliated with any other company!
handlemywife.com is not affiliated with any company or organization. No inference of association or affiliation with, or endorsement by any company or organization is intended or should be inferred.
- Refunds are given upon request. Full amount of funds will be returned to the customer within a reasonable time period from original order date
- DISCLOSURES OF INFORMATION
Your name, physical address, phone number and password are considered confidential. However, all information you provide to us may be shared with other third parties as necessary fulfill technical requirement or to comply with applicable law, to cooperate with law enforcement and the court system.
- OPT-IN EMAIL OFFERS
By accepting membership to this site, the subscriber expressly and specifically acknowledges and agrees that it may receive from time to time, email communications from this site or from third-party services. These communications shall be deemed to be opt-in email communications by virtue of the subscriber joining this site. Thru this process, the subscriber?s personal information and data may be disclosed to third-party services.
- EMAIL OPT-IN AND USER COMMUNICATION
The subscriber's e-mail address may be used by the site to communicate special offers and other relevant information such as new services, subscription information, etc. In addition, there may be occasions when a subscriber will be presented with special offers either from the operators of the site or from third-party service, which may include consent to receive e-mail solicitations, communications, newsletters, commercial advertising, or other promotional or special event materials. These communications shall be deemed to be opt-in email communications by virtue of the subscriber joining this site. The subscriber may opt-out of a mailing list by clicking on the removal link located at the bottom of the promotional email or by visiting the site www.mailgo2.com
- This is the entire agreement.
This Agreement contains the entire agreement between the Subscriber and handlemywife.com regarding Subscribers' use of handlemywife.com, Materials and all materials directly and indirectly related thereto. This Agreement supersedes all prior written and oral understandings, writings, and representations and may only be amended upon notice by handlemywife.com. This Agreement shall be governed by and construed under the laws of the State of California and the United States as applied to agreements between California state residents entered into and to be performed within the State of California, except as governed by Federal law. The application of the United Nations Convention of Contracts for the International Sale of Goods is expressly excluded. If any provision of this Agreement is held to be unenforceable for any reason, such provision shall be reformed only to the extent necessary to make it enforceable. Unless otherwise explicitly stated, the provisions of this Agreement shall survive its termination. YOU HAVE READ THIS ENTIRE AGREEMENT! YOU HEREBY AFFIRM THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS ENTIRE AGREEMENT AND AGREE TO ALL ITS TERMS AND CONDITIONS BY USE OF handlemywife.com BEYOND ITS WARNING PAGE AND LEGAL DISCLAIMERS; BY CLICKING THE "ENTER SITE" BUTTON ON THE WARNING PAGE; OR BY AUTHORIZING THE USE OF YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR PAYMENT OF CHARGES AND FEES FOR YOUR OBTAINING A SUBSCRIPTION TO handlemywife.com. FROM THE WARNING PAGE, CLICK THE 'ENTER SITE' BUTTON TO INDICATE THAT YOU HAVE READ THE MEMBERSHIP AGREEMENT IN ITS ENTIRETY, UNDERSTAND ITS TERMS, CONSENT TO ALL THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS SET FORTH IN THE MEMBERSHIP AGREEMENT, REPRESENT AND WARRANT THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY OVER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS AND UNDERSTAND THAT MATERIALS PRESENTED AT handlemywife.com INCLUDE NUDITY, VISUAL AND AUDIO PRESENTATIONS OF SEXUAL SITUATIONS AND ADULT LANGUAGE. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO ALL OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS SET FORTH IN THIS AGREEMENT, ARE NOT OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, OR ARE IN AN UNAUTHORIZED DOWNLOADING LOCATION, CLICK THE "EXIT SITE" BUTTON ON THE WARNING PAGE OR LEAVE THIS SITE IMEMDIATELY THROUGH SOME OTHER MEANS.